thoughts and who will do my dishes for free?

I found the sandals, but they cost 119 euros! what is this world coming to?!
Thought for the day: If you want to have good friends, you have to be yourself.
2nd thought for the day: From the mouths of children and drunks comes the truth.
3rd thought for the day: Lisa Simpson is wiser than most 30 year olds of this day and age.
4th thought for the day: my flowers are now not just withered, they are dead.
5th thought for the day: I miss my kid!

By the way, is there anyone reading this who loves to do dishes and wash windows so much that they would go out of their way to do mine??? Just thought I'd throw that out there...